A Man’s Best Friend

The Cybark Corporation is light years ahead of its competition and their range of cyber-pets are so lifelike; it’s hard to tell them from the real thing.

They come in a variety of sizes, from the miniature Poo-doll© to the dual purpose pet/security system: The DoberBot©.

I had to have one.

I went for the medium-sized Red-Setta© option. The packaging comes with a three hour tutorial on how to train your cyber-puppy, but being a bloke I just turned it on.

If I could only get it to stop peeing on the rug, chewing the furniture and attacking the postman

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