Vicious Circles

 

“Sir! Sir!”

“What is it, Nigel? Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“It’s BOLIX, Sir. They’ve bombed one of our embassies.”

“That can’t be right. Aren’t they one of our groups?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“But we armed the slimy buggers. What’re they doing bombing us!”

“They hate our guts, apparently.”

“They seemed friendly enough when we were giving them that shipment of arms.”

“I know Sir, but they’re fundamentalists. They’ve found some obscure text that told them to bomb our embassy.”

“They’re bloody mental, alright. What’re we going to do now?”

“It’s simple. We’ll fund another extremist group to kill them all.”

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