Freddie was born in an inn. His parents got the last room available.
You could smell the stables from there. They remembered a bright star hovering outside. They felt that this was a portent.
Freddie grew up and became a plumber. His mates were carpenters, but Freddie’s dad was a plumber, so he followed the family business.
On evening, Freddie arranged to meet a girl in the Garden of Gethsemane, but before she arrived, he spotted an old schoolmate. Judas kissed his cheek in greeting. Suddenly, Freddie was surrounded by Roman soldiers and dragged away.
A case of mistaken identity.