Based on a true story….
The lazy man’s way of opening a packet of crisps, simply clap your hands together with the bag in the middle, the air bursts out with a loud bang, and the top rips open. True, you might squash a few crisps, but what’s the harm?
Sadly, it wasn’t the top of the bag that opened, but the bottom.
“That went differently in my head,” I murmur sardonically, as my slippers get showered in smoky bacon flavoured crisps.
There is always a rainbow for every rain shower, however, and in this case it is a happy dog, cleaning up my mess.