Bread Toasting For Dummies


Disengage Smoke alarms.

Turn the toaster to maximum. Place two slices of bread into the slots and depress the lever.

Wait patiently.

Make a fresh pot of coffee to compliment the finished product.

After a few minutes, turn the toast over. Make sure that it’s evenly done. It should be browning nicely.

A few moments later it will pop up.

Butter, and throw this to the dog. Despite being turned up full, the toast is still as pale as a Kardashian’s arse.

Put in two fresh slices and repeat.

This time, it should be done to perfection.

Lavish in butter.

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