Disengage Smoke alarms.
Turn the toaster to maximum. Place two slices of bread into the slots and depress the lever.
Make a fresh pot of coffee to compliment the finished product.
After a few minutes, turn the toast over. Make sure that it’s evenly done. It should be browning nicely.
A few moments later it will pop up.
Butter, and throw this to the dog. Despite being turned up full, the toast is still as pale as a Kardashian’s arse.
Put in two fresh slices and repeat.
This time, it should be done to perfection.
Lavish in butter.